upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

(via thehilariousblog)

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via allmonds)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via hotboyproblems)